An Engineer in Hell

An engineer died and reported to Hell.   Soon, the engineer got dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and started designing and building improvements.    Shortly, Hell's air conditioning was working, toilets were flushing and their tails weren't catching on the escalator anymore, and everyone was enjoying the pool the engineer designed and built.    He even mixed elements of hydrogen and oxygen to create water for the pool and a way to keep the high temps and fire in Hell from evaporating the pool's water.   One day God called Satan on the phone and asked how it was going down there in Hell.   Satan replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushing toilets, a pool and all. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."   God replied, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have been sent down there to begin with... send him back up here!"   Satan said, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."   God said, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."   Satan laughed uproariously, slapping his knees in uncontrollable mirth and answered, "Yeah, right...  And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"